can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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