Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
