Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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