You're completely useless in the revolution.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
