Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
