i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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