so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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