Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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