i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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