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Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

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I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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(703): Do you remember last night at all? Be honest (215): I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps. http://tfl.nu/7u3j

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so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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(908): so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy. http://tfl.nu/ocps

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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

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We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

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I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(801): I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high. (1-801): We could get him to build Inspector Gadget. (801): I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!! http://tfl.nu/5lpc

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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(912): She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious. http://tfl.nu/k9y8

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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

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(786): I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction. http://tfl.nu/2rxz

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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny

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(215): Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny http://tfl.nu/iixy

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed

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(701): She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed http://tfl.nu/42qb

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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.

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(305): We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail. http://tfl.nu/cojn

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?

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(778): I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me? http://tfl.nu/gequ

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"

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(201): Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class" http://tfl.nu/e4eb

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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus

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(774): I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus http://tfl.nu/kps3

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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"

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(513): You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT" http://tfl.nu/mncx

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(512): View more from Texas

Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.

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That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka

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(512): Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art. (254): That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka http://tfl.nu/nocy

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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.

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(414): you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business. http://tfl.nu/y67z

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(315): View more from New York

turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes

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(315): turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes http://tfl.nu/o917

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