the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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