i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!