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  oh good, I think they're gone

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  the painters?

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  my herpes

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• (415): View more from California

  How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Do vagina's smell?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.

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• (805): View more from California

  We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..

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  I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling

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