never play flip cup with pint glasses
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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