Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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