i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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