I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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