ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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