no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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