I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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