hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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