this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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