i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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