Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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