I cockslap morals
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.