It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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