At least make sure they are 18
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sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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