CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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