two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
