I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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