I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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