just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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