SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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