First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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