I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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