I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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