How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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