We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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