I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
