I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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