whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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