i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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