New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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