If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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