Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize