Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
