please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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