i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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