I bet he comes in French.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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