I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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