Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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