dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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