Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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