my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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