Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.