I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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