the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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